Kwaj Dala – On Semen Retention

On Semen Retention is an intricate blend of stand-up comedy, spoken word, and storytelling in a way that only Kwaj Dala can. With razor-sharp comedic timing and a charismatic stage presence, Kwaj Dala delivers punchlines that entertain and invite reflection.

‘On Semen Retention’ transcends the boundaries of conventional comedy, offering a fresh perspective on a topic that is seldom discussed in mainstream stand-up.

Revolving around real-life events, Kwaj Dala begins this piece with a mob justice scene in a village market, but what lessons can a 9-year-old child learn from the glistening balls of roasted burglars?

Laugh through this hilarious story that connects village murders to the Subtle Art of Semen Retention.

The Stand-Up Special is available in an HD MP4 for your viewing on any device.

About Semen Retention

Semen retention is the practice of avoiding ejaculation, rooted in certain spiritual and physical disciplines, notably in some Taoist and Tantric schools. It is believed that retaining semen boosts energy, strength, and spiritual powers.

Traditional Chinese medicine and various spiritual traditions view semen as vital essence, and retaining it is thought to conserve this energy, enhancing vitality, focus, and physical health.